Wednesday 5 May 2010

Day 35

Day 35. Tuesday 4th May.

Rained all through the night and all the next morning. Try walking back from the morning shower, struggling to keep your wet hair dry, in the pouring rain. The rain looks set for the day so we hitch up and set off. Bidding a sad farewell to the lively Dutch family we have befriended.
Rained all the way up into the mountains, not so much a winding road as taking a line for a walk. And this is the autostrada so enormous bloody lorries thundering by on hairpin bends in sheeting water.
Only a 3-hour jaunt to the site in Firenze. With a narrow little entrance and steep climb up a hill. A leafy green site, which by the time we arrive, has become a mud bath. Choosing our pitch with great care and all the skill our growing experience can muster. In no time at all we are up to our axels in mud. The wang, the car and us. It needed a tractor to pull us out and all the time, rain, rain, rain.
Madam is in her element, running around madly with mud dripping off her furry backside. The inside of our tastefully biscuit wang is a total horror story. Now the colours of army camouflage, just a packet of seeds and we have a hydroponics farm.
Set off to investigate the other two sites in the city and they are just as bad.
Eat in the deserted campsite restaurant, not bad food but molly created an action painting on the tiled floor in mud.
Our waiter (leading candidate for our“Mr Italian Glum 2010” award) was not amused.
Settled into our filthy bed (another action painting from the prolific Miss Molly) and decided to give Florence a miss.
Its going to rain for the next two weeks and the simple truth is camping anywhere in the rain is bloody horrible.
“Hi Di Hi campers.”

5 comments:

  1. Look you take a gal on a cultural extravaganza so you must expect a bit of the artistic aura to rub off on her.

    I suggest you start marketing hard - molly canvasses anyone?

    Hilary
    xxx

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  2. Oh - I just thought - Molly Pollack; has a bit of a ring to it don't you think?

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  3. I feel bad laughing when I read your disastrous days as your trips have sounds of definite shades of black and white - great or terrible! I can't imagine what it must be like inside with the mud and a muddy dog everywhere. Have you not succumbed yet to a hotel room? You both have patience of saints. xxx

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  4. A hotel room? Fi - wash your mouth out with soap! How could our intrepid heros and hound possibly succomb to the comforts and delights of a hotel room????

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  5. oh you guys do make me laugh each day with your posts and Hils you are funny! So sorry mentioning the h word. But its probably what the rest of us all thinking! I bet you've done that all along the moment the rain started really, and you're only kidding us about the camping!! :)

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